Thursday, May 20, 2010

Would anyone like to see a white eared elephant?

I know this one you naughty boy!


Don't you dare put your hands in your pockets!

Would anyone like to see a white eared elephant?
Nope
Reply:Yeah, go ahead.
Reply:From where I'm standing it looks more like a maggot with haemmoroids
Reply:No thanks, i have my own white eared elephant!
Reply:Somebody has a lot of time on their hands.
Reply:No, just elephant ears. They're so tasty!
Reply:in addition to my answer in your last question, done this one also, though it's only a baby one. a very, very small trunk
Reply:Well whatever floats your boat, just don't do that in public.
Reply:on second thoughts no
Reply:Is it Dumbo?
Reply:if its that floppy, next fancy dress party you go to sling it over your shoulder and go as a petrol pump
Reply:Would that be the pigmy elephant !!
Reply:not sobor.
Reply:is their a punch line?
Reply:nope
Reply:yeh go on then
Reply:How about the last turkey in the shop ?
Reply:only if i can kiss the trunk
Reply:I'm gonna take a pass on this one. Something tells me a pasty english bum is involved.


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