Where can i buy a pet elephant ?

indian or african i have no problem with ear size

Where can i buy a pet elephant ?
meet me at the back of the zoo tonight at 22.30 and bring £50 in ten pound notes and I will sort you out.





Do you need any monkeys with that order or Giraffes we are having a special on the long necked b*ggers.
Reply:circus animals r us dot com


will you be house training or litter box training?
Reply:i tell wher u buy pet elephant in my city
Reply:buying an elephant is an crime...........and just dont think about an Indian elephant.........
Reply:Instead of buying a pet elephant - which is a ridiculous idea anyway - why don't you Sponsor an elephant orphan? David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust need every penny they can get. They are based in Tsavo Game Park, Kenya and do amazing work.


Look here: www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org
Reply:at either the supermarket or a trunk shop
Reply:Good Idea, go to indea !
Reply:why not try an albino elephant, they are available from your local w.i. at the white elephant stall.
Reply:try india or africa!! hope this helps
Reply:I think you can sponsor one from London Zoo
Reply:An elephant shop of course.
Reply:africa or india, good luck in cleaning the huge turds in your garden lmao shovel time
Reply:Umm......





Catch one for free





Or steal one from the zoo %26amp; get arrested
Reply:I don't want mine anymore, you can come pick it up.
Reply:Do you know where the term white elephant came from?





The king of Thailand had a herd of white elephants. If some nobleman irritated him badly enough, the king would make him a gift of a white elephant, which had to be fed, and you couldn't kill the king's elephant. I assume they were albinos and sunburned too easily to be much use doing work.
Reply:In the land of Oz.
Reply:frm the pet shop!!
Reply:Oh, my and where do you plan to tame %26lt;excuse me; bring up%26gt; this animal? do you have a farm or something?
Reply:from the nearby market
Reply:In the "Deals for Morons" section of the idiot store.
Reply:instead of just buying one off the rack, why not go adopt one from the wwf and save endangered elephants of the wild! go to http://www.donation4charity.org/wwf-adop... and check it out...it saves an elephant, and u can have a 'pet' elephant! =)
Reply:Prolly the same place people used to buy pet rocks in the 70's. Check your local toy store. :p~~
Reply:http://www.sell.com/2T6JG





This rocking elephant is good value - no mucking out either!
Reply:I have one in my pants but its not for sale. WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! : D
Reply:you can get one on ebay , only 5.99 with really big ears