My ears are huge. What can I do, short of surgery to make them smaller?

My ears resemble those of the cartoon character 'Dumbo the Elephant'. I desperately want to find a 20-something boyfriend and feel that the giant, floppy, red-veined, hairy, wax-laden, smelly, look like the wide open back doors of a taxicab ears attached to my misshapen head will prevent me from finding a new boytoy.

My ears are huge. What can I do, short of surgery to make them smaller?
I would suggest you let your hair grow a little longer so you can cover your ears if you are against surgery. It is easy, and you can hide them. Good Luck!
Reply:Well Steve, a new boyfriend might like your big floppy ears as they may provide handles for him when you guys feel funky and get down.
Reply:I never liked my ears either but I'm going to say this....don't change....we are born to be different in our features....but the most valuable thing that we have is inside our hearts and that's what counts...be yourself in every way and if no one likes it "oh well."..and plus you don't want a "toyboy" you want someone who looks into your eyes and see's you...isn't that more important??