If you had to choose between having an elephant's ears or a trunk which would you choose and why?

Ears. Four reasons:





So I could fan myself when I have hot flashes.





So I could hear what mischief my kids are up to when they are trying to be sneaky and quiet.





I don't think I'd trip over the ears.





Your platypus would be jealous.

If you had to choose between having an elephant's ears or a trunk which would you choose and why?
ears i could hear better...........
Reply:why would i have to choose...of all the animals there are, i had to pick an elephant's. maybe the trunk...
Reply:I think any guy would want the elephant trunk, gnome sayin'?
Reply:I would prefer the ears...they look like they'd be warm on the neck; and I have pretty bad sinus trouble now; can you imagine what that trunk would be like? *snooooooooooort*!
Reply:I will take the ears so I can fly like Dumbo.
Reply:The trunk. I could use it to beat people.
Reply:Neither. I think it would be creepy to have just one part of an animal in my house. It would make me wonder where the rest was.