What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you?
Ten after one!
What weighs 5,000 lbs and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.
What do elephants do for laughs?
They tell people jokes.
What game do elephants like to play most?
Squash.
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
Why do elephants hide in strawberry patches?
So they can jump out and stomp on people.
Why do elephants stomp on people?
That is how they play squash.
What is large and gray and goes around and around in circles?
An elephant stuck in a revolving door.
What has 6 legs, 3 ears, 4 tusks, and 2 trunks?
An elephant with spare parts.
What did the cat say to the elephant?]
Meow.
What did the grape say to the elephant?
Nothing, grapes can't talk.
Why don't elephants ride bikes?
They don't have a thumb to ring the bell.
Elephant jokes. Star if u like it.?
funny!!
Enough of the Rosie O'Donnell biography..... Let's hear some elephant jokes !!
Reply:u got too much free time
Reply:Gotta love elephants................
Reply:What did the grape say when an elephant stepped on it?
Nothing it just let out a little wine
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