A guy was standing at a bus stop outside a jewellery shop, a mini screeched to a halt....an elephant jumped out picked up a brick with it's trunk smashed the window with it, sucked up all the jewellery on display with it's trunk jumped back in the mini and sped off. The guy was flabbergasted...few minutes later the cops screeched to a halt and said to the guy did you see anything...the guy says you are not gonna believe this and told him the story....cop says okayyyy can you give me a description, the guy looked at him and says well big, wrinkly, grey....ermmm........ the cop says was it an African or Indian Elephant the guy says I dunno the difference...the cop says an African has big ears and an Indian has small ears...the guys says I dunno it was wearing a balaclava.....lol!!
How can you tell the difference between African and Indian elephants?
Is this a true story?
Reply:RIGHT???
Reply:THEIR EARS INDIAN ARE SMALL AFRICAN ARE BIG.
Reply:Ha ha... like it ,,give us another one just like the other one give us another one, do...
Reply:Hmmm...not bad.
Reply:Not funny and you have got the ear sizes wrong,it is the other way around.
Reply:funny ha ha
Reply:afican have big ears( don't tell noddy)
indian have little ears( big ears son)
? WILL NODDY PAY THE RANSOME
Reply:nah not funny sorry
Reply:Not bad have heard worse lol.
Reply:Still pulling the left-over Christmas crackers, eh?
Reply:Not bad made me chuckle.
Reply:OK, Igive up, whats a BALACLAVA?
Reply:I thought you were gonna say I did'nt hear him speak.
Reply:oh nooo
Reply:What did Paddy say when he saw three elephants walking down the street?
"Oh look, there's thre elephants walking down the street!"
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What did Paddy say when he saw three elephants walking down the street wearing Sunglasses?
Nothing, he didn't recognise them
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