Should I buy underwear with smiley face drawing and nose hole cut out for my junk?

Kinda broke so thought this may be something that I would do for Valentine's Day for my wife. Is this a good idea?





Also thought of pulling one of my pants pockets out and being the one eared elephant

Should I buy underwear with smiley face drawing and nose hole cut out for my junk?
this idea just seems to reek of stupidity, so i'd suggest not doing it.
Reply:somehow i dont see your wife appreciating this one. but hey you know her better than me so whatever.
Reply:Hope that she wouldn't think that it was a pygmy elephant :-)
Reply:Well, if your wife appreciates that kind of gesture, why not?
Reply:............YOUR , J U N K , IS SETTING ON YOUR SHOULDERS , NO NEED TO BY NEW UNDIES . THE LEG HOLE OF A PAIR OF YOUR OLD PANTIES SHOULD SLIP RIGHT OVER YOUR EARS WITHOUT EVEN TOUCHING ! ! ! ! !
Reply:Yeah you can do that for later but make sure you get her a gift before any of that.
Reply:SORRY GIRLS,... THIS ONE'S TAKEN !
Reply:Is that the most romantic thing that came to you? how about an excotic bath, with salts and rose petals.

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